Why guys should break up with there girlfriends before the big holidays?

Hmm, I think maybe you should listen to your own instincts, not some (probably) over-the-hill jaded has-been. Some things might be true, but others are totally ridiculous. If you want to be single when you're in the prime of your life (and probably the rest of your life), then, yeah, listen to him. You can't click an undo on on your computer to redo your life.